did u know that i do whatever the f*ck i want?
me: bb ur hands are fuckn boring
him: that me book
Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer
I’m the shoulder you can cry on and the hand that smacks that ass
stop what you’re doing and adore me
i love my boyfriend, he’s so pretty and tall. people keep telling me that he’s just a tree but they don’t know anything about love
When people ask how you’re doing at the end of the semester