scalded:

did u know that i do whatever the f*ck i want?

me nd my john green

redgowans:

me: bb ur hands are fuckn boring
him: that me book

isdanny devito tthe lorax

ruinedchildhood:

Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer

Me: image

*watchin family feud*
Host: name something you drink out of
Contestant: uhhhh......used sock!
The contestant's family: GOOD ANSWER GOOD ANSWER!!!!

cumfort:

I’m the shoulder you can cry on and the hand that smacks that ass

snapchatting:

stop what you’re doing and adore me

snapchatting:

i love my boyfriend, he’s so pretty and tall. people keep telling me that he’s just a tree but they don’t know anything about love

absinthecake:

When people ask how you’re doing at the end of the semester

image

SO many cds i need to buy asap but poor